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Sarcastic song collab with Sep! ๐ŸŽถ

Hey people, elves, demigods, wizards, witches, and all! Hope you’re doin’ well. ๐ŸŒป
Me and Sep @ Bookishly Yours are finally doing part two of that Sarcastic Summary Collab we did back in… I don’t even remember. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
But anyway, I’m sure most of you are โœจthrilledโœจ that your favourite blogger (*flips hair* me!) is collabing with your, eh, second favourite?
Hmm. I suppose I should delete that. I wouldn’t want Sep coming after me- AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THIS BEAST ON TOP OF ME-

So anyway (*cough*), instead of book quotes this time, we’re doing it with….. SONG QUOTES! Or lyrics. Whatever you call them. Doesn’t matter. Let’s get on with it. Chop chop.

Straight off the plane to a new hotel
Just touched down, you could never tell
A big house party with a crowded kitchen
People talk (shh) but we don’t listen
~ Midnight Memories (One Direction)

What, a big house party? Didn’t you just check into a hotel or somethin’……..
Oh wait, so it’s someone else’s house then, right? Well why did you go there if you weren’t gonna listen? And wait a moment, DID YOU GUYS JUST FLY THERE FOR THE HOUSE PARTY??? Which you definitely did NOT need to attend if you weren’t going to listen to what anyone says.

Look, you can play it cool
Act like you don’t care

River don’t be cruel
You’re pushing me away
Don’t want to get hurt
So you hurt me first
With the words you say
~ River (Charlie Puth)

Look, dude, I am the โœจdefinitionโœจ of cool. I don’t need to “play” it cool. ๐Ÿ™„
And what were you thinking?? Of course a river is going to push you away; water won’t change it’s direction for you. ๐ŸŒŠ
(Am I taking this too literally and ignoring the fact that River is probably the name of someone? Eh-heh. Yes, yes I am.)

I shouldn’t stress about the fact you’re not impressed
Are you playing hard to get?

Or maybe you’re not interested
I don’t understand why everybody thinks you’re sweet
‘Cause I see the opposite
No, you’re not so innocent
~ Queen (Shawn Mendes)

*laugh* I- can’t- stop- LAUGHING AHHHH. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
That’s a good one, Shawn Mendes. Of course I’m not impressed. Do you read? Like, a lot? No? Ah well, I’m not playing hard to get if you don’t read a lot; it’s just near impossible to impress me then. F a c t s , y’know.
And I am incredibly sweet!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you?!?!?! Everyone loves me. ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ค
*shakes head* Artists these days, man.

Tell all of your friends that I’m crazy and drive you mad
That I’m such a stalker, a watcher, a psychopath
Then tell them you hate me and dated me just for laughs
So, why do you call me and tell me you want me back?
You maniac
~ Maniac (Taylor’s Child- CONAN GRAY)

Ahaha. I have no trouble believing you’re crazy, but – whether you’re crazy or not – this person sounds horrible man. Definitely a maniac. OUT! You aren’t living in my blog. ๐Ÿ‘€

Betty, I won’t make assumptions
About why you switched your homeroom but
I think it’s ’cause of me
Betty, one time I was riding on my skateboard
When I passed your house
It’s like I couldn’t breathe
~Betty (Taylor Swift – “THE MUSIC INDUSTRY” according to Sep)

*sigh* It’s hard for me to roast TS. But we spare no one here. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Girl, you have hiiiiiiiigh obnoxious levels. ‘Betty’ could have switched her homeroom for thousands, literally thousands of other reasons!
I guess I’m not one to judge, though. I’m very obnoxious myself. You guy can’t escape ME! ๐Ÿ˜
(Taylor Swift reference)

Wish that you could build a time machine
So you could see
The things no one can see
Feels like you’re standing on the edge
Looking at the stars
And wishing you were them โ€ช
What do you do when a chapter ends?โ€ฌ
โ€ชDo you close the book and never read it again?โ€ฌ โ€ช
Where do you go when your story’s done?โ€ฌ โ€ช
You can be who you were or who you’ll become
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh oh, if it all goes wrong
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh oh, darling just hold on
~ Just Hold On (Louis Tomlinson)

Oh my, good grief!!! Sep, what part of ‘a few lyrics’ do you not understand?!?! That’s a whole verse! That could be a whole song!!!!!!!! โ˜น
But anyway.
Of course I don’t close the book and never read it again when a chapter ends. I read the next chapter. Are you stupid? Like seriously! ๐Ÿ™„ And even if it’s the end of the book, I’m probably going to come back to it. Unless it’s utterly horrible.
And good grief. Good grief, good grief, good grief. WHYYYYYYYY all the ‘oh-oh-oh’s?? They’re terribly overused. Good grief. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

Hey, I’m doing fine
And I know I’m out of line
So let’s sing this one more time
It goes
Destination, permanent vacation
Na-na, na-na-na-na
~ Permanent Vacation (5 seconds of summer)

Wow. Just… wow. That sounds so… lazy. Like, that’s all. Lazy. No ideas? Oh no matter, we’ll just say ‘let’s sing this one more time.’ We’ll definitelyyyyyyyyy get away with it.
Sad thing is, you kinda did. UNTIL NOW!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜
And man. “Na-na, na-na-na-na” is the definition of plain LAZY. GET SOME BETTER LYRICS PLEASE.

And that’s all! There were some incredibly cringe-y ones in here (like the last one), but I made it through, and that’s what matters. ๐Ÿ˜Œ Make sure to find Sep’s post here if you just can’t get enough of the sweet, sweet sarcasm in the air. (:
(Darn itttttttttt. That rhymed.)

Have a greaaaaaat day everyone, and make sure to stick around to read more posts from your dear rat. ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

45 thoughts on “Sarcastic song collab with Sep! ๐ŸŽถ

  1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Also, that TS lyric from Betty you used, I honestly think that she could have changed her homeroom for other reasons!
    Awesome post!!!
    P.S.- I might just steal the idea!

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  2. The Rat runs on sarcasm, feeds on song lyrics and lives to roast Sep. But what will happen when that one songwriter aims to write a poem that makes The Rat say “Wow”?

    Will it happen? Is The Rat a human after all? What’s up with the secret tragic backstory of the duo?

    Stream The Sound of Moosic 2 – Rat’s Revenge in your favourite streaming service TUH-DAYYY.

    (and yes. i had to do that.)

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  3. Okay.
    So I’ve finally got time to comment here. I’m sooo happy I decided to self sabotage my liked songs with you.

    What you did to Midnight Memories was just…eheirveuehwhwieueywiwieb.
    And omg, I’ve never figured out the meaning of River.
    Also you just said what I’ve been thinking all this time. James is obnoxious for assuming Betty’s life revolves around him๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    It was soooo cool doing this. What are we even doing for Pt 3?

    PS- it took me three tries to write even because my nails are soooo long ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    1. Ah same ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

      Ikr, buuuurn ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ”ฅ What! Clearly he’s talking (singing) about a girl named River. Duh. So obvious. ๐Ÿ™„
      YEAH! Also his name is James? GOod grief, now I’m thinking about James POTTER. ๐Ÿ˜

      It wasssssss! Ooh, I have an idea. But I’m not spoiling it for anyone reading this comment. ๐Ÿ˜

      p.s good grief, you and your nails.

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  4. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    Aaahhh HOW ON EARTH DID I MISS THIS POST OF GOLDEN SARCASM?????!!!!!! I was so excited when I did end up finding this post (and really upset it took me this long to get over here, but I guess that’s life.) But like seriously the part where you said “*shakes head* Artists these days, man.” I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!! I love it, girl!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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    1. No clue, how did you?? ๐Ÿ˜” Ahaha, well, at least you found it eventually. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
      AYEEE I’M SO GLAD!!!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅณ

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      1. I think it was because at the time this was posted was a week I was crazy busy and didn’t really ever check some of my email that came in. Ooops. *hides* XD But the most important thing is that I DID find it!!! *is totally proud of myself right now*

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