Sarcastic song collab with Sep! 🎶

Hey people, elves, demigods, wizards, witches, and all! Hope you’re doin’ well. 🌻
Me and Sep @ Bookishly Yours are finally doing part two of that Sarcastic Summary Collab we did back in… I don’t even remember. 😳
But anyway, I’m sure most of you are ✨thrilled✨ that your favourite blogger (*flips hair* me!) is collabing with your, eh, second favourite?
Hmm. I suppose I should delete that. I wouldn’t want Sep coming after me- AHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THIS BEAST ON TOP OF ME-

So anyway (*cough*), instead of book quotes this time, we’re doing it with….. SONG QUOTES! Or lyrics. Whatever you call them. Doesn’t matter. Let’s get on with it. Chop chop.

Straight off the plane to a new hotel
Just touched down, you could never tell
A big house party with a crowded kitchen
People talk (shh) but we don’t listen
~ Midnight Memories (One Direction)

What, a big house party? Didn’t you just check into a hotel or somethin’……..
Oh wait, so it’s someone else’s house then, right? Well why did you go there if you weren’t gonna listen? And wait a moment, DID YOU GUYS JUST FLY THERE FOR THE HOUSE PARTY??? Which you definitely did NOT need to attend if you weren’t going to listen to what anyone says.
Hmm.

Look, you can play it cool
Act like you don’t care
River don’t be cruel
You’re pushing me away
Don’t want to get hurt
So you hurt me first
With the words you say
~ River (Charlie Puth)

Look, dude, I am the ✨definition✨ of cool. I don’t need to “play” it cool. 🙄
And what were you thinking?? Of course a river is going to push you away; water won’t change it’s direction for you. 🌊
(Am I taking this too literally and ignoring the fact that River is probably the name of someone? Eh-heh. Yes, yes I am.)

I shouldn’t stress about the fact you’re not impressed
Are you playing hard to get?
Or maybe you’re not interested
I don’t understand why everybody thinks you’re sweet
‘Cause I see the opposite
No, you’re not so innocent
~ Queen (Shawn Mendes)

*laugh* I- can’t- stop- LAUGHING AHHHH. 🤣🤣🤣
That’s a good one, Shawn Mendes. Of course I’m not impressed. Do you read? Like, a lot? No? Ah well, I’m not playing hard to get if you don’t read a lot; it’s just near impossible to impress me then. F a c t s , y’know.
And I am incredibly sweet!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you?!?!?! Everyone loves me. 🤨😲😤
*shakes head* Artists these days, man.

Tell all of your friends that I’m crazy and drive you mad
That I’m such a stalker, a watcher, a psychopath
Then tell them you hate me and dated me just for laughs
So, why do you call me and tell me you want me back?
You maniac
~ Maniac (Taylor’s Child- CONAN GRAY)

Ahaha. I have no trouble believing you’re crazy, but – whether you’re crazy or not – this person sounds horrible man. Definitely a maniac. OUT! You aren’t living in my blog. 👀

Betty, I won’t make assumptions
About why you switched your homeroom but
I think it’s ’cause of me
Betty, one time I was riding on my skateboard
When I passed your house
It’s like I couldn’t breathe
~Betty (Taylor Swift – “THE MUSIC INDUSTRY” according to Sep)

*sigh* It’s hard for me to roast TS. But we spare no one here. 🔥
Girl, you have hiiiiiiiigh obnoxious levels. ‘Betty’ could have switched her homeroom for thousands, literally thousands of other reasons!
I guess I’m not one to judge, though. I’m very obnoxious myself. You guy can’t escape ME! 😏
(Taylor Swift reference)

Wish that you could build a time machine
So you could see
The things no one can see
Feels like you’re standing on the edge
Looking at the stars
And wishing you were them ‪
What do you do when a chapter ends?‬
‪Do you close the book and never read it again?‬ ‪
Where do you go when your story’s done?‬ ‪
You can be who you were or who you’ll become
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh oh, if it all goes wrong
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh oh, darling just hold on
~ Just Hold On (Louis Tomlinson)

Oh my, good grief!!! Sep, what part of ‘a few lyrics’ do you not understand?!?! That’s a whole verse! That could be a whole song!!!!!!!! ☹
But anyway.
Of course I don’t close the book and never read it again when a chapter ends. I read the next chapter. Are you stupid? Like seriously! 🙄 And even if it’s the end of the book, I’m probably going to come back to it. Unless it’s utterly horrible.
And good grief. Good grief, good grief, good grief. WHYYYYYYYY all the ‘oh-oh-oh’s?? They’re terribly overused. Good grief. 😶

Hey, I’m doing fine
And I know I’m out of line
So let’s sing this one more time
It goes
Destination, permanent vacation
Na-na, na-na-na-na
~ Permanent Vacation (5 seconds of summer)

Wow. Just… wow. That sounds so… lazy. Like, that’s all. Lazy. No ideas? Oh no matter, we’ll just say ‘let’s sing this one more time.’ We’ll definitelyyyyyyyyy get away with it.
Sad thing is, you kinda did. UNTIL NOW!!!!!!! 😏
And man. “Na-na, na-na-na-na” is the definition of plain LAZY. GET SOME BETTER LYRICS PLEASE.

And that’s all! There were some incredibly cringe-y ones in here (like the last one), but I made it through, and that’s what matters. 😌 Make sure to find Sep’s post here if you just can’t get enough of the sweet, sweet sarcasm in the air. (:
(Darn itttttttttt. That rhymed.)

Have a greaaaaaat day everyone, and make sure to stick around to read more posts from your dear rat. 🙋‍♀️
Bye!